Space Ghost put it best in his hit song... "I'm a knife, just knifing around, cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut..."

Unfortunately, the Cartoon Network doesn't allow their content to survive long on Youtube, so we have to post a link to a remix...

Knifing Around

In order to receive one of our coveted Microwaves101 pocket knife keychains, send us something we can use on our site, especially content for the Encyclopedia. Got a picture of trashed hardware? We'll add it to the Microwave Mortuary. Got a comment or suggestion, or an idea for a calculator? Drop us an e-mail, if we like your stuff, we'll send you a knife. It's guaranteed to be worth more than the postage it costs to mail it to you! Please don't be shy about asking for the free knife, otherwise we might hold out on you!

In return for the super-cool knife, we'd like to add you to our mailing list for MW101Stuff, our monthly email that lets you know what's new at Microwaves101. Don't worry, no one will call you or mail you any crap--we don't even want your phone number. We have a zero-tolerance policy for spam, your email address will never be shared with anyone!

We've mailed out maybe 100 knives since 1999 (mailed to six continents!) and lost a good many in airports thanks to the Transportation Safety Authority. We had to replenish the stock, so the knife you receive might not look exactly like the one in the photo. Actually, it might be closer to pink than red! Perfect for the lady fans of Microwaves101 (of which there are many), as well as the men and other children. It takes a big man to use a pink pocketknife. Which reminds us of the old adage:

It takes a big man to cry. And an even bigger man to laugh at him!